My mouth is important to me, considering how often I run it. Yo! I’m honest. 😎
No, but for realsies: I’ve always been meticulous about oral hygiene, and the appearance of my smile. The upkeep of my teefies are a big part of my grooming routine, which goes a little something like this: my eyebrows are lookin’ mega fly, I’ve exfoliated my face, sugar scrubbed my lips, now it’s time to brush my teeth, floss, clean my tongue and whiten my teeth. Lately, that last bit has been a breeze because I’ve discovered Smile Brilliant.
Whitening doesn’t happen every day; I finish a teeth whitening kit once a year and that’s usually good enough for me. I suppose I don’t drink enough coffee or wine to stain my teeth —or maybe I’m just lucky. I did inherit my mother’s beautiful smile, after all. It’s also possible that my rock-solid beauty routine has paid off. 💪🏻 I dig it.
My at-home whitening experiments started when I was a teen, and throughout the years I’ve tried all kinds of tomfoolery. The popular strips, the wax strips, the light kits, and the brush on gels. I need to be able to talk and go on with my life while I do this.
The strips slide, and the brush on gels make me feel like I’m foaming at the mouth (rabies?! 👹). With the wax strips, if I pressed hard enough I could mold them to my teeth and I’d be able to somewhat talk. However, I had a very prominent there’s-something-in-my-mouth lisp. I mean, it’s wax.
The Mouth of Wax. Goodness. It sounds like I’m trying to say The House of Wax with a lisp. *CRINGE*
Smile Brilliant is Mouth Magic
Smile Brilliant, unlike a lot of the store-bought whitening systems, grants you the magic ability to speak while you’re taking care of your whitening business. This is because they use trays that are custom fitted to your teeth. Bonus: they will work if your teeth aren’t perfectly straight, as that seems to be another issue people have with the one-size-fits-all whitening products in the stores.
How Does It Work?
Smile Brilliant mailed me a kit to make my own impressions of my teeth, right at home. This involved mixing a couple of colored putties together quickly, fitting it into the trays and sliding my teeth into the squishy goodness, ever so carefully.
My first thought: Gosh golly, that sure is a lot of responsibility to drop into my wild little hands. 😅
The time limit made me nervous, so I watched a couple of YouTube videos and after that I nailed it on my first try. No mess, no disaster. What a relief. I mailed my impressions back to them, and had my custom trays in my mailbox a week later.
The trays came out perfect, and they fit my teeth like a glove. I went from doubting my impression-making ability to over-confident and envisioning my future career as a teeth-impression-making artist. 👩🏻🎨
Out of my fantasy and back to reality: the trays are so thin that I can hardly feel them, which makes talking effortless. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Trash talk, non stop. Yeah, baby. 🗣💕
The custom trays keep the whitening gel snug against my teeth, ensuring maximum effectiveness. ✨Sparkly fangs!✨
My teeth whitened pretty dramatically on the very first session. Besides my sparkly new fangs, the second most dazzling part about this whole experience is: I can whiten for hours while carrying on heated debates with my roommates. Smile Brilliant gives me the freedom to continue on with my life as normal. What a wonderful world. 🌈
Discount Code + Giveaway!
Smile Brilliant has been generous enough to offer all readers of The Haunted Housewife a discount, should you choose to snag this magic for yourself. Use the coupon code “thehauntedhousewife10” at checkout for 10% off all products.
It’s Spooky Season. Treat Yo’Self!
If you win, we can flash our sparkly fangs around town #twinning. 👯
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